Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin