Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.