What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*