What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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He is risen.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises