What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.