What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.