What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises