Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.