Swedish Jokes

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

Abort - Bort - Bort!

StockHOLMES!

The Finnish line.

Artifical Swedeners

Knock on the hatch.

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

With a gummy worm as bait

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Per Ejemplo.

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Abort - Bort - Bort!

With a gummy worm as bait

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

I'm gonna level with you.

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

a girl from Jersey.

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

It will just host a telethon.

It didn't like being double crossed.

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