How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)