Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.