Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.