Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.