What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.