What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.