What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.