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They are full of Iranian seman
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Fish and Ships
Auto-pirate.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Because they never speak up.
Unseaworthy
A nomad.
Pandatory. Stupid, I know.
It's an ill-eagle activity
