Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.