What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )