Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
She became salty.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
Papal towels.
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Poke'mon
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
