Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.