What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!