What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.