What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."