What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."