What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's