What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's