What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.