What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's