What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard