What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.