What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.