What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.