What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !