What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.