What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Previous Random Joke Next

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.