What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.