Novel Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.