How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice