84 Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes More Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.