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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes More Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....