How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !