How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !