What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!