Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.