Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin