Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay