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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Con Descending Jokes More Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.