What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.