What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.