What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?