Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.