Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"