Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Mel Gibson Jokes More Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"