What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.