December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!