How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.