How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.