Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.