Gunman Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!