Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.