Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!