Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!