asking for a friend
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Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Shanghai
He's from Team Rocket
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
Ginger ale.