Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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Adam and Eve
The punch line.
I answer back... You mean in bed
It means urine business.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
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Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
Washington
Damn! I don't have spare keys either.
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