New Yorkers Jokes

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.