How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.