Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.