Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"