Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

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How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.