Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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M'rauders Map

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Because he was so full of himself.

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Donor Kebab

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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We will We will Rock you!

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Because he found mercury in it.

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Hg wells

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What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.