Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "