Different Kind Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Who is saved?

America

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.