What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!