What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!