What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.