What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.