How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.