Two flutists playing in unison.
Because americans don't play it.
If you break a leg, you get cast
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
Shoot the first one.